So this is me writing a book...

No, all right, it's not. It's my son, James.

This is me writing a book...

This is another one of James relaxing in the garden.

He's a lot older now.

This is my second son, Johnny, with my god-daughter Beth, driving his car.

And this is Johnny on the day he won the handwriting cup. He's a bit older now too.

This is me and my wonderful wife, Jane, sipping champagne to celebrate...

Well, I forget what we were celebrating, but I'm sure there was a very good reason.

This is the model ship The Lady Nelson that I have made.